eBook Farming

How to Grow Money Selling Your Words and Ideas

I admit it, I thought putting the phrases eBook Farming and Grow Money together was a clever idea 5 years ago when I titled this ebook. I've sold a ton of copies, but I've also learned a lot since then.

fake check Aside from the fact a lot of people didn't make the connection, it isn't really about growing money, it's about creating income streams. How's this check for the first two weeks in May look for an income stream? If you can't read it, it's for $23,004.54!

Wow! Can you believe that?

You shouldn't believe it, because I made that image in a graphics program. The only check that big I've ever received is when I sold a house.

Why did I trick you?

I did it to illustrate a point. A lot of marketers are putting up earning statements to convince you that their product really works. Maybe some of them make that kind of money, maybe not. The point is, it's easy to fake, and even if its true, that's them, not you. They're playing with your emotions.

Do you like being toyed with?

It's a deceptive pratice because it implies you'll make that much money too . . . if you buy their product, of course. I pledge not to treat you like the village idiot with my sales pitch. Fair enough?

I'll go you one better, I'll even poke a little fun at the whole sales copywriting process along the way to make it more interesting. Oh, and I want to doubt my every word. Look for trickery or hype. I want you to be your most skeptical because I know I'll have your attention that way.

Here's another heading.

All good sales copy needs lots of headings! It keeps people with short attention spans reading, not that YOU have a short attention span, just some people.

Since you're still reading, you must be interested in making money online. The question is, whose product will you buy? Will it be from someone who plays you for a fool selling castles in the air, or someone like me who simply tells you the truth and lets you make up your mind based on truth and reason rather than emotionalism and false hope?

You may be asking yourself, "What does this guy know that can help me?"

I know how to create and sell products without being deceitful. I sell enough that I earn my living at it. So what kind of business do you want, one that leaves you feeling dirty or one that lets you have a clear conscience?

Every good sales copy needs bullet points!

What a coincidence, here are some bullet points now telling you about eBook Farming:

You can learn how to create your own highly profitable ebooks.
You can create multiple ebooks to have multiple income streams.
You don't have to have an idea of what to write about now, you'll learn that.
Everything you need to get started is included, even the software to create PDF ebooks.
You can even use the bonus products I give you as your bonus products!
You can also make money giving away free ebooks. Really!

You may be wondering why I wrote a sales pitch that jumps back and forth between making good selling points and mocking the whole sales process. It's simple, it's kept you reading. I'm good at what I do, and I can teach my methods to you.

Is this your next question:

Okay Dennis, how much can I make if I buy your product?

And my answer is—how the heck would I know??? I don't know you. I don't know how much you'd work at it. I don't know what kind of personality you have. I don't know what kind of information you'd try to sell. For all I know you might want to sell a 48 page manual teaching how to boil water. Yeah, that would work . . . not.

Look, if you buy eBook Farming and just sit on it you won't make a dime. If you read it and take action, you have a very good chance of at least generating a small second income. If you immerse yourself into the ideas and work hard you might create a substantial second income. And if you work hard at it and you're good, you might turn that second income into your primary income and you can work for yourself from home like I do. That'll save you some gas money!

For me, selling information is what I do for a living. Maybe you can too, but not if you don't give yourself a chance. Selling your own ebooks can mean as little as a few extra dollars in your pocket to having enough money to have everything in life you want. Most of us fall somewhere in between the two extremes.

What it all boils down to is this:

I make my living selling information.
You're looking into making money online.
I'm willing to teact you exactly how I do it, for a very fair and reasonable price.

The ball is in your court. You can take action and go for it, or give up your dreams and go back to your old job and all that goes with it. One thing for sure, if you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.

Simple.

What do you believe about yourself?

I'm not going to promise you'll get rich at this. The potential is certainly there, and I've done very well, but I can't promise you will because, as I said, I don't know you.

I know other marketers are more than willing to blow smoke in your face, but I'm assuming you have enough intelligence to understand what I'm saying without me resorting to hard sell tactics. I've never liked hard sell and I've never liked being sold.

So, sell yourself on this idea. I'd love to make a sale to you, but I'll do fine whether you buy or not. If you think you're smart enough to follow my lead then you probably are. If you think your not then you're probably not.

It doesn't matter that I know almost anyone can do what I do, what matters is what you believe about yourself.

Check this sales tacktic out!

Oh look, I misspelled "tactic" in that heading. Did you notice? A lot of people would, and will quietly feel they are at least as smart as the marketer because they know how to spell it correctly.

Did you know some marketers misspell words intentionally? They do, because they want you to reason that if they're not even smart enough to spell "some word" right and are still getting rich, you ought to be able to do that well too!

It's another selling ploy. My pet ploy is telling it like it is. If you don't appreciate that, boy are you on the wrong freaking page!

I'm Tired Now.

Look, I'm getting tired of thinking up stuff to say. Buy eBook Farming if you want to learn how to make money selling information products. Or don't. I'm not going add on a bunch of bonuses because frankly, if you don't think the main product is worthy, why would any bonuses change your mind?

I can hear you now, but, but, but . . . you sound like a motorboat. I know, I know... EVERYBODY offers free bonuses and you'll feel cheated if you don't get one. Okay, I'll give you a couple so you don't feel cheated, but it won't be just any old junk. Besides, I already told you I would earlier, I was just messin' with ya a little bit!

By the way, here's another little piece of knowledge for you . . . many times those "free bonus" offers you see are either products that weren't good enough to sell on their own merit or they're old products that are probably outdated. You'll see that I offer TERRIFIC bonus products well-suited to the main product.

Okay, here's your free bonus number one...

And here's your free bonus number two... So what do you want to do? You can either buy eBook Farming now, or you can keep reading. The entertainment value alone is probably worth reading the rest of the page, but maybe you're in a hurry.

Another cheesy sales tactic just ahead.

Hurry, hurry, hurry . . . this is a limited time offer! It definitely expires at and after that the price doubles! I can't afford to give it away this cheap for long.

Of course, if you come back tomorrow the script will change that date. Limited time offers can be legit, but are just as often nothing but another deceptive marketing tactic. Just look at the source code to see if the date is hard-coded or generated by a script. If it's not hard-coded, chances are good it's a false deadline to trick you into an impulse buy. It's a psychological fact many people will act when they think they might miss out on something.

Need an emotional appeal?

If you buy eBook Farming you'll become instantly rich, instantly beautiful or handsome, instantly infinitely intelligent, instantly popular, you'll instantly lose weight, be instantly happy forever, you'll be instantly sexy, and in three days Bill Gates will send you $10.00 for everyone you forward this web page to just because he's rich and stupid.

There—there are all the lies to appeal to your emotions. Now, do you want the truth?

If you buy eBook Farming you'll learn how to develop online income streams from your own information products. It shows you how to research them, write them, create them, and sell them.

How much you make totally depends on you, I can only give you the know-how to do what I do and I can't do any more than that, and neither can anyone else. And that's the truth. Buy it or don't, either way, I'm doing well—and either way, I wish you well.

Look out! Here comes another marketing tactic...

How much is this ebook? Look below, I've included all my fake prices and crossed them off so you'll think you're stealing it from me:

eBook Farming could sell for $597.00, and it's worth at least TWICE that much. Order today and it's yours for only $397.00. Order yesterday and it's yours for $197.00. But wait!!! If you wink twice and tug your ear I'll give you a DEEP, DEEP price cut and let you have it for just $77.00. It teaches you how to make money, if you follow through, you'll earn that back and plenty more, so that is a very fair price.

Um . . . seriously though, it's really just $27.00 if you buy today. Chances are it'll be $27.00 if you wait until tomorrow. See, I'm so upfront I even told you all the crossed out prices and artificial deadlines are fake, no other marketer would do that for you. I'm honest, and you can believe that.

Well, to be perfectly honest, if my wife asks me if her butt is getting bigger, and if it is, I'm not going to tell her that . . . I'll tell her it looks great! I am honest, but I'm sure not stupid.

Like I said...

I'm not getting rich - yet - but my only debt is my mortgage payment. When I am rich, I'll still be doing this. Why? It's fun! It really is.

And even though I'm not yet making those $23,004.54 checks every couple weeks, I do have this going for me:

I work for myself from home.
It's my only job.
I work when I want to.
I earn a good living.
I love what I do.

Can you say that about your job?

I started part-time, and that's what I'd recommend for everyone. Learn the ropes, let it prove itself to you, and allow a natural transition from employee to self-employed (if that's what you want) so there's no financial, emotional, or mental anxiety. I've been doing this for 11 years, full-time for 9 years. It's not a fluke. Information never goes out of style.

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Here it is—the obligatory PS: Smart marketers always put a PS in their sales letters. It's supposed to make one last, brilliant point that hasn't been made yet that will the be difference-maker for anyone that's sitting on the fence. If you're sitting on the fence, watch out for splinters. It's embarrassing to have to pull your pants down for someone else to pull them out . . . especially over a lousy 27 bucks.

Look, I'm going to be more honest with you than I probably should. If that low price puts a big hole in your budget you probably need to learn how to manage your money better more than you need to learn how to make more. I also sell an ebook called The Incredible Money Book. It teaches how to make money go farther. It sells for $17.00 on one of my web sites, but I'll GIVE it to you for the asking if you just can't afford eBook Farming and really want it. When you can afford it, come back and buy eBook Farming. That's how much I care about people. I wrote eBook Farming to help people learn how to create an online income so they can have a better life. It's real. I'm real. How real is your desire to earn an online income?